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Post by juniper on Jun 15, 2011 19:22:38 GMT -8
Dear "Christians,"
So, let's get this straight, I can't complain because Job had it worse? Really? Because my life is one failed dream after another, it means I'm not "following God's plan"? Well, thanks for that. Do you happen to know what his plan for me is? Because he ain't telling me, and I'm sick of the constant failures.
Thanks for your "help" and your "advice". I really, really wanted to be kicked while I was down.
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Post by Nico on Jun 16, 2011 3:08:58 GMT -8
Juniper, next time someone tried to pull that Job bullshit with you, if it were me, I'd just say, "Listen, if you don't have the patience or time to give me a compassionate ear, how about you just write down a few bible verses that will instantly fix my problems for me? Thaaaaanks."
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Post by kmcm on Jun 16, 2011 13:13:39 GMT -8
Dear Daisys, You have my number, use it. You are not alone. He does not have to be your only outlet. You have us here, and you have my number. We love you, Kari Heidi, Use the other hand and it feels like someone else? Oh wait, that's what we tell the guys. Now is a good time to teach your kids to cook. And as i said earlier with Daisys, if you need to vent, you have my number. Although i know you have a great support system at home. Love you, Kari Dear body, Fuck you. So Monday i have a mole removed for biopsy, and learned that i have a really high tolerance for lidocaine. Then tuesday, i feel as though i got parked on by a truck, yet i have to go pee in a cup because this damn UTI didn't go away. Wednesday, i wake up with the headache from hell, which of course turns itself into a migraine, AND it's the last day of school, so the kids are home for half the day. Today, i have the migraine hangover, and can't take my meds for a few hours because doug's not home yet, and i don't like doping myself up without another adult here. So, please, tomorrow, let there be nothing but the norm ok? kthxbye! Me, the psyche of the shell. Dear Juniper, Remind me of the time that i talked TWO mormons out of their own faith. Kari Nico, Last time someone started quoting the bible, i pulled mine out a refuted everything they said. she shut up. It was hilarious. Kari
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Post by Nico on Jun 17, 2011 1:55:33 GMT -8
Kari, I have this atheist friend on Facebook, and he's fairly militant about it. Not my style (I wouldn't call myself an atheist, but nor would I claim Christian anymore, either) but whatever, he's an alright guy. He tends to attract TONS of pissed-off Christians who want to argue him out of his atheism, when he's actually a very biblically educated atheist, so ... it's just not happening.
What cracks me up the most is when some Christian hits him with what they obviously think is some sort of fatal blow to his argument, which in all actuality, what they've shat out could be argued against by another Christian. They're so busy blustering all over the place, they don't even realize they don't know a damned thing about the religion they claim to be devoted to.
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Post by riotgirlheather on Aug 27, 2011 10:12:45 GMT -8
Dear Mother,
Do you ever listen to yourself? Ever? Do you ever listen to a word I say? Do you ever realize that you tell me not to judge people, but you are constantly judging me? At least I'm honest with myself that everything sucks and don't pretend to be fecking Mary Sunshine all the time.
ARGH! Heather Diane
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Dear Self,
It's probably a bad thing that it seems to be a minor victory that you haven't killed yourself yet. Chin up, and all that bs. When you finally get out of this house, your hives will disappear and you won't have to deal with your stupid sister anymore.
Later, Me
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Yeah. I don't argue with people about my lack of religion. It doesn't bother me that they believe in something that I don't. As long as they don't try to force it on me. When they pull out that "God's plan" bs, that's when I ask them very uncomfortable questions involving my daddy's death. They tend to shut up for the time being when I do that.
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Post by juniper on Aug 27, 2011 16:47:27 GMT -8
Dear I,
Look, if something came up, yeah, it happens, but fucking tell me, please? I'm teetering between pissed off and worried. I needed that fucking stuff moved today, and because you said you would, I didn't call around about renting a truck. Now I can't get a pick up, and would have to rent a full on van for 2 pieces, which will cost me as much as if you hadn't helped at all.
I mean, thanks for yesterday, but if you couldn't do today, too, you shouldn't have offered!
J
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Post by riotgirlheather on Aug 7, 2012 21:46:54 GMT -8
Dear Nick,
I love you dearly, but the way you treat me isn't right. *I* am your girlfriend, not stupid-bitch-roommate. Unless there's something you're not telling me. You need to get your priorities straight. Who is more important, the stupid-bitch-roommate or your girlfriend? If it's not your girlfriend, well, I guess you won't have one anymore, will you?
Heather
Dear Stupid-Bitch-Roommate,
Please either die or move out so my relationship with my boyfriend can quit suffering because of you. We didn't have any problems until you came into our lives. Please exit quickly before I hire someone to make you exit.
The Girlfriend of your Landlord/Roommate (The one who belongs there instead of you)
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